Issue #1

Al Jaffee

Writer, Artist

Angelo Torres

Artist

Arnie Kogen

Writer

Bob Clarke

Artist

Carl Peterson

Colorist

Carrie Strachan

Colorist

Dave Berg

Writer, Artist

Desmond Devlin

Writer

Dick Debartolo

Writer

Drew Friedman

Artist

Duck Edwing

Writer, Artist

Hermann Mejia

Artist, Cover Artist

Adam

אָדָם

Al Gore

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr

Alex Trebek

Alfred E. Neuman

Alfred E. Neuman

Alfred Hitchcock

Alfred Joseph Hitchcock

Anna Nicole Smith

Arsenio Hall

Arsenio Hall

Barbara Bush

Barbara Pierce Bush

Barbra Streisand

Barbara Joan Streisand

Barney the Dinosaur

Bart Simpson

Bartholomew Jojo Simpson

Beavis

Big Bird

Bill Clinton

William Jefferson Clinton

Bill Gaines

William Maxwell Gaines

Bill Gates

William Henry Gates III

Black Spy

Bob Dole

Robert Joseph Dole

Boris Yeltsin

Bud Abbott

William Alexander Abbott

Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown

Chelsea Clinton

Courtney Love

Courtney Michelle Harrison-Cobain

Curly Joe

Joseph Wardell

Dan Quayle

Dan Rather

Daniel Irvin Rather Jr.

Danny Wood

Dennis Rodman

Dennis Keith Rodman

Dennis the Menace

Dennis Mitchell

Dick Cavett

Richard Alva Cavett

Doctor Forman

Donnie Wahlberg

Ed Norton

Ed Sullivan

Edward Vincent Sullivan

Elvis Presley

Elvis Aaron Presley

Emma Bunton

Evander Holyfield

Eve

חַוָּה

George H. W. Bush

George Herbert Walker Bush

George Wallace

George Corley Wallace, Jr.

Geraldo Rivera

Gerald Rivera

Geri Halliwell

God

יהוה

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton

Howard Stern

Howard Allan Stern

Jack Kevorkian

Jane Fonda

Jane Seymour Fonda

Janet Reno

Janet Wood Reno

Jessica Fletcher

Jessica Beatrice MacGill Fletcher

Jim Carrey

James Eugene Carrey

Joey McIntyre

John Lennon

John Winston Lennon

Johnnie Cochran

Johnnie Lee Cochran Jr.

Jonathan Knight

Jordan Knight

Joseph McCarthy

Joseph Raymond McCarthy

Judge Judy

Judith Sheindlin

Kermit the Frog

Kermit

Larry

Louis Feinberg

Larry King

Lighter Side Doctor

Lou Costello

Louis Francis Cristillo

Marvin The Martian

Melanie Brown

Melanie Chisholm

Moe

Moses Harry Horwitz

Monica Lewinsky

Neil Patrick Harris

Newt Gingrich

Newton Leroy Gingrich

Phil Donahue

Phillip John Donahue

Quentin Tarantino

Ray Romano

Raymond Albert Romano

Richard Nixon

Richard Milhous Nixon

Roger Kaputnik

Ronald Reagan

Ronald Wilson Reagan

Ross Perot

Henry Ross Perot

Shaquille O'Neal

Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal

Snoop Dogg

Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.

Spike Lee

Shelton Jackson Lee

The Serpent

Vanilla Ice

Robert Matthew Van Winkle

Victoria Beckham

White Spy

Wilbur

Will Smith

Woody Allen

Heywood Allen